Original Video: Making ice cream bread

What's good YouTube? It's your boy King Cobra. Back at you with another cooking video. And today I'm going to show you how to make some awesome ice cream bread. All right? This particular ice cream bread recipe, you can use it any time of the year. But especially if you wanted to make something special for your girlfriend on Valentine's Day, if you can't afford to spoil her more rotten than a corpse. That's a horrible way of putting it, but there you go. Nah, but if you can't afford to go all out on your girlfriend on Valentine's Day a homemade gift is always appreciated to some extent so yeah I want to make some ice cream bread not sure how it's going to turn out when I'm done making it but we'll throw some ingredients and throw something together see what happens. I've already got the oven bowl washed and dried. So We'll throw a couple of ingredients into a bowl, melt it, and then we'll add our dry ingredients after that's all melted. I'm going to try to show off the ingredients I'm using on Facebook Live as well so that way people can see what's going into it. So I'm going to set the camera here for just a second. The tent by tobacco out and save half that bowl of tobacco for after the baking process. All right so be right Bannick. Get yourself a bowl just like that YouTube and Facebook. I want to start off with our wet ingredients. First thing you're the need for ice cream bread is of course some ice cream. And what I have here is blue bunny cherry chocolate chunk. This is blue bunny cherry chocolate chunk ice cream. Emphasis on why I said you can make this ice cream bread for your girlfriend on Valentine's Day because the ice cream itself is pink like a Valentine's Day because the ice cream itself is pink like a Valentine's Day harts. Ah! the other half first of my ice cream bread. All this ice cream is going to be poured into this bowl right here. We're going to add a couple of other liquid ingredients to it. So I can mix all the ingredients live on Facebook and have it on YouTube as well. I mean ice cream bread is so fucking easy to make. It's a nice little quick convenient dessert. Amy, this looks like a lot of ice cream. But as soon as you melt it, it'll go down. Oh it was a little bit right there on the fork. Chef's privilege. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah that's some bomb-ass fucking ice cream. You cannot go wrong with blue bunny cherry chocolate chunk. That is pretty fucking delicious. All right so we're disposed of this empty container. I'll be right back. Guess what else we're gonna add to this ice cream bread recipe we got cherry chocolate chunk ice cream we're gonna add some fucking peanut butter to it why the fuck not right? Mmm we got Jeff creamy peanut butter we're gonna just throw that on top of the fucking ice cream real quick like. Little bit of peanut butter to go with our chocolate. We're a nice gob of that on there. There we go. There we go. Yeah, that's good peanut butter. Do I want to add just a little bit of jelly to it? Yeah, just a little bit wouldn't hurt, but not too much. Normally I had mayonnaise to the peanut butter and jelly but I don't feel like doing that with this ice cream bread. I think the mayonnaise would contradict that delicious cherry taste of the ice cream so we're going to skip the mayonnaise in this process. Just a little bit of jelly, not a whole lot, but just a little bit to mix in there when it melts. All right now you see this mess right here of ice cream peanut butter and jelly these are our wet ingredients when a microwave it all melted and then you add they don't add my dry ingredients to it. So I put the jelly away and yeah. add my dry ingredients to it. So I'll put the jelly away. Yeah. So YouTube I'm going to microwave that for two minutes and 34 seconds. There should be enough to melt everything in that bowl to a liquidy state. And once that's done, then I can add the next two ingredients to this. And I'll take you in personal with the YouTube camera here. And I'm putting it into a bread tin that sort of thing and then tossing that beaatch in the oven Yeah, okay. Shit. We could put the banner in this pan right here. Simple enough. Yeah. I want to go check on that, uh, on that, um, yeah. Yeah. I want to go check on that, on that, on that bowl in the microwave and it looks like it's melting nicely. Well, basically, you too, I'm going to microwave that ice cream and peanut butter and jelly until it's melted to a liquid consistency before I add my dry ingredients to it. And I'll mix all that up on Facebook. I'll mix the ingredients together on Facebook Live, and as well as on YouTube here. And then when I'm done mixing it, then of course I'm gonna… all up to… Yeah, and it won't take too long to mix and put this together. It's a really quick recipe, really fucking easy to throw together. Um, yeah. Let's see. That's definitely melted enough, YouTube. I'm gonna mix that around real quick. That's pretty melted, yeah. The peanut butter is still kind of clumpy, but that's all right. Yeah. I'll mix it around, hit it in the microwave again, because I want this to be really liquidy. And that peanut butter is still pretty clumpy. This is batter tasting so far. Hold on a second. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to hit that batter with another 2 minutes and 34 seconds in the microwave. Really want to make sure that all the peanut butter in the ice cream is consistently melted into one solid liquid. Just before we add our dry ingredients, of course, because I'm the one eating it, I get to lick the fork. Now the next ingredients I'm going to be adding to this ice cream bread is these chocolate chip muffin mix. Add a packet of that, add a packet or two of that to of that to the mixture and then some so freezing flour mix it all together into a nice thick dough and pour it into a pan and bake it. This way you're getting more chocolate chips to go with that peanut butter and yeah. So this should be a tasty ice cream bread recipe video. Or yeah. Like I said YouTube the fucking batter tasted pretty good. Or yeah. Like I said YouTube the fucking batter tasted pretty good so far, so… Yeah. wired up and yeah Just take a look at this batter once more and um Strew it up real good Oh, yeah, that's a nice liquidy consistency Mmm, that smells good All right, so I want to set this Right here in my lap on the chair here and there scooch back a bit so Facebook can see as well there we go and start adding our dry ingredients I'll add two of these packets to this. I'll add two of these packets to this. Just like that. around real quick. sides and then mix this batter around. I really get in there with your fork and you know what I'm saying. Fuck. I can't sit down my leg like that man, the bowl's fucking hot. All right, so stir that up really good. All that chocolate and it's going to melt into that hot batter. Put that peanut butter on the cherry, that's going to look and smell really good when it's done. You can see the batter is nice and mixed up here. And get you in that close-up action. Okay. Here's what the batter looks like so far. Okay. So what I want to do is… Here's our final ingredients, YouTube, which is of course our self-raising flour. Um, where to take our half cup right here a half cup measurement. Set the bag down on the chair. Open the bag up. There you go. This is a half cup. one whole couple of cell phrasing, let's see what that does. That should be enough for a nice, but weak consistency. I'm making a mess all over the fucking chair. But I'm doing it for y'all, for cooking video for YouTube. So, that's okay. The self-raising flour is pretty easy to clean off on the chair. Just to mix all that self-raising flour into the bowl. Same process as before. Trying to get as much of it off the size as humanly possible. Stir it and stir it good. And right off the bat just stirring this self-raising flour into the mixture I can definitely tell it's got a nice thick doughy consistency. This batter is really thick, really doughy. This is what I'm looking for. Stir that shit around. Stir it up real good. Yeah. After incorporating all that self-raising flour into there, you know, I'm going to show you what this shit looks like on the YouTube camera as well. After incorporating all that self-raising flour into into the mixture we are ready to go. So what I wanted to do is bread pan, some cooking spray. And a little bit of cooking spray will help prevent it from sticking to your pan, just like that. All right, set that down right there. So now, tilt the camera down, go back with my coffee cup, and tilt the camera down on YouTube, just a little bit more. There we go. So now what we're going to do is we're going to take our bread tin and we're going to take our batter and scoop all of this batter out of the bowl into the bread tin. to that batter out as you can, don't want to waste it. Scoop it in there, real good. Okay, just one little, put the bowl in the sink. Now we're going to take all that bread batter we just put in there. I'm going to take our fork and spread it around. Mold it to the sign just like clay. Spread out your batter. Push shit down. Okay now that you've got your batter mixed up it's pushed to the sides. Fucking pack that shit you two pack that shit like you pack a cigarette you know and push all that shit, you too. Pack that shit like you pack a cigarette. You know what I'm saying? Push all that shit in there. Bo yeah. Very nice. Oh my fucking God. That ice cream bread batter is tasting amazing. Got it packed in there, nice and neat. Just like that, so that's beautiful Put that shit in the oven Well, we've got all this flower on my damn chair. Man, that just don't look right. Do all this white stuff on my chair. Like, you've been snorting cocaine again, fuck off. No, but we'll put that we'll put that the ice cream bread in the oven for about 34 minutes or so. Want to watch it so it doesn't burn Give it about 34 minutes or so and And now we wait patiently, YouTube. Now we wait patiently. And this is a recipe that's pretty easy to make. It works with any flavor of ice cream. You want, you don't have to add the muffin mix to it. But I did that strictly for the chocolate chips in that mix. So, yeah. See, see what ingredients go into it. I did most of that in front of the camera for both YouTube and Facebook so that way both platforms hopefully got a good view of that cooking and now I wait. Now I sit my coffee and I wait. Now I sit my coffee and I wait. Oh, if it's cherry ice cream being baked into a bread, I imagine it'll make the air around my apartment smell really good. No telling how this ice cream bread will turn out, but I had this idea for a cooking video for the last couple of days and I'm like, well, store it together and homemade Valentine's Day gift. Just an idea, you don't have to do it, you know. But if you got a girlfriend and you can't afford to like spoil her, you know, a homemade gift, like a homemade baked good, you know what I'm saying? Some chicks are into that sentimental crap, so… Yeah, even if you can't show her how much you love her with expensive diamonds and what have you a homemade baked good like this awesome recipe that I just concocted is the next best thing you know what I'm saying like oh yeah it'll be interesting to see how it turns out. And you definitely want to put the cooking spray on your pan before you put the batter in there. So that way when it bakes it won't stick to the pan when you try to take it out. Just while I wait for that bread to get done baking, Smokonson, the only tobacco I got to my name at the moment. I'm I took the cigarette butts chilling out in my ashtray and I took the cigarette butts chilling out in my ashtray and I took the cigarette butts from my ashtray and went like this. It took a little tobacco out of the butts and broke it up into my pipe. That's a great way to make sure all your cigarette butts are put out in your ash tree and you're not wasting tobacco. That's literally killing two birds with one stone. So that way when you go to empty your ash tree of all the cigarette butts into the trash down, and there we go, a pipe back in the ashtray. Right. I keep my ashtrays empty on the regular YouTube, I don't let that shit build up. Because if you let your ashtrays get full, it can stink up your apartment real bad if you let your ashtrays get full. And that doesn't look good on you. You know what I'm saying? So yeah. All right when I walked in there, it said 29 minutes to go. So I might put it in for a little bit longer depending on how it looks. Basically you want to bake it, bake your ice cream bread until it comes out fork clean. If you can stick a fork in it and pull the fork out and the forks clean, you're good to go. Take that shit out of the oven, let it cool off, stick it on some tin foil, cut it up and serve it, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Instead of doing a part two, part one type deal, we'll just record this cooking video all the way through till the end and yeah. But, um… But, um, I'll probably give it in there like 10-20 minutes to cool off a bit before I eat it. I'll go take a peek at it in the oven real quick. Let's see. 26 minutes to go and that's it's looking good I want to wash out the purple layer. All right. Well, the brand looks and smells good. All right. Well, the brand looks and smells good. I got some tin foil laid out on the table so that way when it comes out of the oven I can transfer it to some tin foil and we can get a close-up look at it on a YouTube camera at least and cut off a slice for Facebook live and YouTube and a nickel and a dime. Hated's acting sour because he's sucked on a lemon but they should have sucked on a lime. Oh yeah. 24 minutes to go. I kind of like this concept of doing a Facebook live video while I do a cooking video for YouTube so that way people on Facebook can see what I'm cooking before it hits fucking YouTube. you know what I'm saying? That's the kind of, that's the kind of shit that YouTube celebrities do to get their fans psyched, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, you know. God damn, I've been in Facebook streaming for fucking two hours. Where does the time go? But yeah, you too, that ice cream. That smells really good. Crazy-ass cream bread. Watch out. Except the camera back down. All right. I'm I'm You're definitely going to want to use oven mitts to take that pan out of the oven. That's just common to fucking sense. If you're not using oven mitts to take that pan out of the oven, then you're stupid. And you're asking to get burned sense. If you're not using oven mitts to take that pan out of the oven, then you're stupid. And you're asking to get burned. And if you make a delicious ice cream bread, there's no sense in burning your hands while doing it. Is there? No, not really. Not really, YouTube. I don't like being out of tobacco but I'm out of tobacco it is what it is you know. Do like I do like I always do make the best of it. Sometimes in life you can do like I always do make the best of it. Sometimes in life you can do like I always do make the best of it. Sometimes in life, YouTube, and Facebook, that's all you can do, is when you're in a shitty situation in life, is make the best of it. That's just real talk right there. God damn it, that ice cream bread smells good. Hmm. Just 19 seconds to go and That bread is looking fresh YouTube looking for rash Mmm, that smells good. It smells real good. It smells real good. If you're just joining me on Facebook Live, I'm doing a cooking video for YouTube as we speak. I have my phone propped up against one of my ashtrays and waiting here, waiting here for the ice cream bread to get done baking and it's looking and smelling real good so hopefully 34 minutes is enough to bake it. when it gets to about 10 minutes I'll go and check it with a fork. I've never actually had this flavor of ice cream bread before YouTube, but I can tell you this. Just smell of that ice cream breads making my mouth water. H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h–h——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————– Oh, that smells good. And here's the thing, YouTube. If you're single on Valentine's Day, don't trip out about it. Hate to be that guy, but guess what? We all die alone in the end anyways. So, even if you don't find somebody to spend the rest of your life with, it's kind of irrelevant. It doesn't change the physical outcome. So if you're single on Valentine's Day, feel sorry for the schmucks who are broke because they spend all their money on their girlfriend and it's not good enough feel sorry for the schmucks who are stuck in a relationship like that Or they try and they try and they tried you everything they can to make their significant other happy and it's not good enough. You know what I'm saying like, this is what I don't get. Why should it fucking matter? Why should Valentine's Day even be a thing? Especially if you have a girlfriend that you love and cherish and care about, and you do everything in your power to make her happy every other 364 days of the year. So why should it make any difference? That one day, we have to go, we literally have to go above and beyond, above and beyond what you normally do to make your girlfriend happy. So really, you know, you set yourself up for that, when you think about it, because you gotta go the extra mile on Valentine's Day just to make her happy, just so she can be in her little social circle of people and brag to all her female friends about how awesome you are. Every chick wants that. Don't bullshit me. Every chick wants to make her so-called friends feel jealous of her, you know, oh you're not going to believe what so-and-so did for me. It was so awesome blah blah blah blah blah blah. No I wish my hubby treated me like that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. other guys in that relationship status bullshit are gonna be like that motherfucker and his relationship over there God damn it now I gotta step up my game. So a lot of guys hate that when girls come home, oh you're not gonna believe what Cheryl's boyfriend did for her. Now the guy in that situation is going, God damn it. Girls come home, oh you're not gonna believe what Cheryl's boyfriend did for her. Now the guy in that situation is going, God damn it, fucking Cheryl's boyfriends are duche. Now I gotta step up my game, I can't compete with that shit. I don't have Cheryl's boyfriend's money, fuck. That's exactly how that shit goes. What a second. I tried to bring it. What was that sick? I try to burn myself while I poke this. Oh hell yeah, that's fine. I'm Check this out. I went to go check on the bread at about 14 minutes to go and it was starting to smell cooked. And it was starting to smell cooked. I poked my fork in it. It came out clean. So this bread is done. Look at that Facebook and of course YouTube. Yeah. So let's get this situated. I'll take a fork and go around the outside. Here, let's get in close with the camera here. Try not to drop the camera if I can help it. All right. So now what I'll do is I'll take this fork. I'll go around the outside of it just like that I set the camera down once more show so I can do this real quick. God damn it. Try not to drop the camera here. Sorry about that. All right. Bichfuck. God damn it. It is so typical. Well, it didn't come out in one even piece, but I managed to get it out out out of the tin. Oh, it didn't come out in one even piece, YouTube, but I managed to get it out of the baking container and onto some tin foil and here's what we are left with so much for getting a nice even uniform lift out of the tin like literally as soon as I tried to lift out of the tin like literally as soon as I tried to lift out of the tin and flip it over onto the tin foil it literally split diagonally down the middle and it came out in chunks. Oh well. Get a piece of it right here. That I just… God damn it. No, that's going in the garbage. We lost, we lost a little chunk of it, but here's what it looks like. Pretty straightforward. God damn it. I'm trying not to drop chunks on the ground here. I'm trying not to drop chunks on the ground here. Put that in the ashtray. All right so here's what the ash cream bread looks like. Let's have a taste of it. Ah! Ah, fuck. It's a little bit crumbly, but… Hold on, I'll start up. Hot. Yeah, you too. The flavor on that's pretty good, actually. Not have bad at all. Other than it's not coming out of the pan nice in uniform, that recipe came together quite nicely. Well, until then, this is King Cobra JFS with another cooking video. Making some mass cream bread. Thank you for watching. I'll catch you cool cobras on the flip side.