Original Video: Mickey's review and shaving tips

What is up? YouTube, it's your boy King Cobra back at you with another video. Doing a YouTube video, we're going to do a review on Mickey's Glass 40. We're going to review on Mickey's Beer. Shout out to a Mildred. For, uh… I'm going to show you all how to shave with an electric for buying that for me. That was a nice gesture. Also, you see right here, my shaver is charging on the desk. I got plugged in down there. I'm going to show you all how to shave with an electric shaver. It's pretty straightforward. I was shaving my face earlier and it died halfway on me. So when your shaver dies on you, halfway through shaving, first tip I'm gonna say, if you're gonna shave your face with one of these things, you're gonna keep it fully charged. If you keep it fully charged all the time, then shaving becomes a breeze. It's a lot quicker than using shaving cream and a razor. You know what I'm saying? I'll go in the bathroom to do that. Bring the camera in there with me and set it up. So hopefully y'all can see me when I do it. But while the shaver charges up, before I go to finish my face and everything, for shaving and all that sort of thing, I want to do a review on Mickey's beer. Go ahead and just lean the camera up against the coffee mug. So y'all can see me, uh, chug a log-chug on this. There we go. Do the video live on Facebook too, so we get… So you have to see the video before it gets YouTube, like behind the scenes kind of crap. And that smells good. That's good beer, ha ha! Just kidding YouTube. What is called Mickey's Beer? I mean, that was a horrible question, YouTube. Is the world going to shit? I asked this because you got people eating tidepods for a stupid YouTube challenge in these high school kids We're posting videos on social media, but how they're gonna shoot up their school And it's just like dude Don't be a fucking retired Okay, like don't be stupid All you shouldn't see that word what word word? Retard? Why not? Oh it triggers people, so. The minute you stop letting the word retarded offend you is the minute it loses its power. But apparently YouTube people get triggered by words like retarded, cunt, fuck, shit, stupid stuff like that. Fuck shit stupid stuff like that So if he called someone or retarded shit fucking content then I guarantee you they were like what did you just say and they were like you heard me Like oh that word all those words are degrading and offensive. Oh I'll use myself as an example YouTube the The word Aspergers, it has two derogatory terms. Sberg and Asby. I've been called those things many a time and I'm like, when I first heard those terms, I'm just like, what the fuck is a spur and what the fuck is an Asby? And then I found out, oh, that's derogatory slang for people with Aspergers. I'm a part of it. First of all, if you're going to drink Mickey's out of a 40, get a glass 40. Glass 40s are so much better. And I'm going to check this entire fucking thing on camera for a YouTube video at Don Tutin. Do my best anyway. Right now I'm uploading a bacon cheeseburger video that I made. I didn't take you through the whole step of it, but… I explained pretty much how to do it and you saw you saw it pre-assembled before I nuked it and there's all gooey and delicious. So you know if you're smart enough you'll figure it out. It's not that hard of a recipe. Take your burger, you cook it up, took your bacon up first and then you cook your burger paddy up and then you put the cheese on the burger paddy with some cheesets and then you put some more cheese on top of the cheese and crackers. And then you add all that bacon you put on top top of it, and then you put more cheese on top of the bacon, and you squish it all down, you get in the microwave, till the cheese is nice and gooey like that, and there you go. Kicking back on a Saturday night, sipping on a Mickey. Be careful with magic. Sometimes it can be tricky. Be careful with the glue, it can get sticky. Like the gorilla, for a gorilla, the illness wraps, ever up. It's not a serious, and clever one, I drop the beat, have a seat, and listen long, listen on these trolls, with the bullshit they try to pull. They must be full of shit for their ship, blow their fucking nose, blow their brains out, because they're fucking pathetic. Drop the mic, and I'm like, peace out, I'm out. all sitting here wrapping with the forting his hand, what the fuck is this shit? This is me reviewing a Mickey's drinking it all in one sitting and scripting. Nothing is scripted on these videos, what did I do for YouTube? You got the fucking YouTube camera leaned in against the the coffee mud there, so there we go that way you can see me there we go easier to size, lose charge completely. So I'm like, okay, while I'm charging it, maybe I could do a video on how to properly shave your face and grow in a goatee. So if you wanna go in a goate your mustache, you leave the area you want the hair to grow in alone. So in my case, YouTube, if I leave my entire chin alone when I shave, and I just shave around it, every time I shave, eventually this shake gets really thick. It's the same for the mustache, peoples. When I say people, as I'm talking to the dudes out there, you want to grow some wicked facial hair? King Copa can show you the secret and I shave like once or twice every two weeks and I leave a patch of hair to grow in and shave around it using your shaver just kind of Shh-j-j-j-you know what I'm saying? You shave around it and yeah. The next thing about having to rechargeable is you don't have to buy batteries for it you just recharge it when the battery gets low. You don't have to spend extra money on shaving cream. And when you go to shave it, I'll take the camera in with me to the bathroom when I shave by the bathroom sink, you know. Also, when you're not using shaving cream, it's less mess. So, pros and cons. Yeah, shaving cream in a razor will get a lot closer shave, but it's also a lot messier in your pain extra for shaving cream and shavers. Even if you do the dollar a month shave club thing, you're still, you know what I'm saying, eventually it runs out and then, so you pull out another razor, attach it, eventually that one runs out and then see you pull out another razor attach it eventually you're out of fucking razors and you got to reorder them pay for shipping that kind of thing When all you gotta do you go to like Walmart or Camar or what the fuck ever go into the grooming and You get your rechargeable shaver. They're really great for trimming up the unwanted hair that you don't want on your face and what have you. Be sure you sanitize your shaver if you use it to shave your your pubes, yeah Yeah And keeping your pubes shaved and trimmed for the ladies. That's what I'm saying And security thing fellas I mean men were disgusting hairy animals. Let's be real about it. I'll drink to that. And you've got a chick that's going out of her way to suck your dick. Nothing the last thing she wants is to be gagging on pubic hair. I mean come on, I have some courtesy, you sick son of a bitch. Most guys now and I guess it depends on who you fucking talk to but most guys would feel the same way about women in that regard you know Oh you want me to eat your pussy yes yeah I'd be happy to suck your clit until your legs are spasming worse than the exorcism but I'm not looking to eat Chibaka down there. I'm like I'm not going to eat Chibaka down there. I'm like, I'm not going to the fucking dentist to get my teeth lost. So, eh. But when you keep your pubes trimmed, next time you start, like if you're working out and shit and you're building up a sweat, and your pubic hair is nice and trim, it helps with the smell of sweaty crotch, da-da-da-da. And we've all been there like you get that human stink going like, oh. Now if you think about this in layman's terms when you have a shit ton of hair on your head and you sweat you're gonna sweat like crazy because of how long your hair is. That's no different if your pubes are super long. And not only that but if you got it's just nasty ass bush of disgusting hair. You know what I'm saying? It's gonna make your shit look smaller. You know what I'm saying? Some chicks are gonna be digging through the jungle just to figure out how big you are and that's just naw, dude. I mean, most men can't be as blessed as me with what I got, but I'm here to brag, I'm just saying. You know, at the chick staring at my sweet cock and how much fucking pubes I've got, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's the presentation sort of thing YouTube Just about there. I might have to do it in like sessions. Get charged up enough to where I can at least finish my face. And I don't shade my pubes too often, but when they start getting a little, a little bit on the longer side, you know, that's where I'm just like, well, you never know when you might get some good pussies, so it never hurts to be prepared. If you got condoms and your shit shaved, looking like a porn star, you're good to go, Idaho. Although the older generation doesn't believe in that, that's kind of a new age sort of thing. Because it's going to be some old timers who are going, oh shit, when I was his age, hair was in. What the hell? Yeah. Someone in Facebook Live just asked, you ever considered opening a barber shop? No, not really. Hm. That is a good question, Mr. Ian. On a scale of 1 to 10, how good's that 40? I have to say about a 10, that's got really good flavor. It tastes better than I have a glass 40, I'll tell say about a 10, that's got really good flavor. It tastes better than I have a glass 40, I'll tell you that right now, especially when you want to get it nice and cold. I took a couple more tips to take a little smoke break and chill out with you a bit more on YouTube and Facebook here. You know how I do? I tried to make a slideshow for Chester with that song I created using the three different versions of numb by Lincoln Park. And YouTube didn't have that off. It did have the option of creating a new video, but it wouldn't let me upload the sound file. It's not like damn it. So I threw together a dank ass burger and played it after eating it which is still better than nothing I guess. Yeah. This is the kind of shit you could drink and then you could smash somebody across the head with. Just try to… The only thing that sucks about glass bottles is that you have to be super careful carrying him home. I was fortunate enough to have a ride this time. Remember that time I bought a bottle of Tennessee hunting and I was walking home. Actually I wasn't walking home. I was riding my bike, one of the two. And um, paper bag broke open and… bottle falls on the ground of shatters everywhere and I'm like, ain't that a… Bich. I dig the design on the labeling too. You got this wasp looking bee wearing boxing gloves. And it's got a black, green, and dark green and gold label with nice white letters. Fine malt liquor. It's a 40 ounce and it stir and it fizzes up. Word to the wise, a glass 40 tastes better than a plastic one. If all you can get is plastic 40s, then that's all you can get. Make the best of it, I guess. But if you have the chance to drink an actual glass 40, you feel Facebook and YouTube. Try to have to focus on like, one camera I took too long. Like I got YouTube down here and Facebook up here. Uh, oh. Even on the weekend I'm like finicky about playing electric guitar past 10 o'clock at night. Yeah. And because it makes three different versions of that song together, I don't know if YouTube will recognize them enough to a little bit like, oh that's copyright infringement, they might let it slide, I don't know. Worst case scenario, they'll be like, at least worst case scenario, you'll be like, well you can't monitorize your video. Oh shit. Okay. That's cool I guess, whatever. But the only time will tell you to, in the meantime, waiting for a video to upload, is like waiting for a wand to dry, it takes patience. I'll drink in that as well. trying to find sticks to make staffs if I make crystal stabs for my wand store. I could buy a hiking cane that they sell at Sportsman's and buy like one or two of them. So I'm going to do a couple of those crystal staffs for the Renaissance Fair. Show up at the Renaissance Fair in my black and green cloak. Saw a couple of handmade ones. I know in the Northern Town Street is coming to town I might not sell any ones on Etsy for if they're out of the stock just so I can make some money doing it locally you know try to get my hand in that Yeah And this kind of nice little alcoholic punch to it. It's nothing super strong, but it's nothing super light either. Mollekers. A wee bit heavy. Now, YouTube, I have some good news. I am rescuing my buddy Jeremy's hookah from him. Him and his wife are going to be moving to another part of town and they're afraid of taking their Jeremy's hookah with him, with them. They're afraid of it breaking on the move. So they're trying to sell it to me. and I'm like, well, I'm afraid of it breaking on the move. So they're trying to sell it to me, and I'm like, well, how much you selling it for? Like 70 bucks, I'm like, it's not bad. I got my Tash returns coming up, you know, I got the one business I'm starting. I was selling my new album when that's done. So I got some money coming in, most definitely. I might periodically check the camera just to make sure the battery isn't going to be low because you know, you don't want the battery to die in your phone while you're recording a video. It's kind of pointless. So I tried to paint my tobacco pipe green and I didn't use tobacco pipe stains so it kind of faded off a little bit. parts of it a black bit parts of it are green parts of it are black parts of it are brown I kind of created a camel themed billiard but this right here is my favorite shape of pipe it's a billiard it's a straight stem it's a fishtail mouthpiece this is your classic pipe shape man this tobacco pipe is literally almost a year old YouTube. Can you believe that shit? It'll be a year old next month. Any pipe that I've had YouTube and Facebook that's lasted me well over a year is going to be a good pipe. And I have two pipes in my collection that are good sturdy pipes you know what I'm saying? In fact I bought this tobacco pipe with some birthday money that I got from my golden birthday I wanted a new pipe and they had one of my favorite shape and my favorite finish nice and smooth it got a lot darker after smoking out of it I picked it up on just like you know yeah that's my kind of pipe right there hell yeah you know if I could sing Bing Crosby and get away with it on YouTube you know I would but unfortunately YouTube's very picky about their copyright infringement. But people on Facebook have seen me sing like Bing Crosby and it's like, holy shit, Cobour's got some vocal talent. Damn! Hold on a second. Hold on a cool Saturday night. vlogging. doing what I do. I fucking hate that when that happens you too. That's the only downside of shaving with a rechargeable. Because if you don't keep a charge and it dies, it will die halfway through shaving your face. and it dies, it will die halfway through shaving your face and you know I wouldn't go in public looking like this half my face shaved they'd be like was this dude drunk when you were shaving what the hell? They're like no no no I swear it just died on me halfway through uh-uh. right on me halfway through. Uh, And the fucking calls were ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored. And then I'm not telling people how to do their fucking job, I'm just fucking saying. Some dip shit psychopath want to be motherfucker sitting there saying, I'm going to do this, this, and this, and this, and this. And the fucking calls were ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored and ignored And then that should happen and oh guess what? AR-15 to the bad guy again. Well golly gee will occurs How would you like to be that poor female lawyer? Who's happened to defend that six son of a bitch who pulled that shooting a mass in Florida? I mean really it's ridiculous. We need a joke to lighten the tension. I might get some shit for it but what's Florida's least favorite band? Bullet for my Valentine. God damn it! Tasteless joke brought you apart by. Nah, but all jokes aside, fuck mass shootings, YouTube. How are you going to blame a gun when humans are the ones that invented guns in the first place? That's what I'm getting at. It doesn't matter what fucking gun you use to kill somebody. It's still wrong, unless it's in self-defense, you know. That's why I have my double barrel shotgun. It's great for, you know, plinkingking out on the range and target shooting, you know, and… And that's a little home defense piece it's not some high-tech fancy semi-automatic shock gun inches two shots that's all I need take out to take someone down or kill them you know saying one of the two and that's only for like if a burglar tries to break in that sort of thing you know but uh yeah that shotgun is at stock length you could clear a room pretty easily especially for how small my apartment is that shotgun's perfect for studio apartment defense yeah Yeah. I'm going to make sure I snipe tobacco and this fresh tobacco a friend of mine gave me a shout out to our shortie for hooking it up with some tobacco. And I mixed it to one giant fucking bag. I don't know YouTube. Do you think that's enough tobacco to last me until I get my bag from pipes and cigars? Yeah, more than likely. Mmm. butt, which is kind of gross to begin with. You clucked them in a bag and then when you get home you empty the cigarette butt into the bag so the paper and the filter get thrown away but all the tobacco gets put into the bag. I don't do it too often unless you know what I'm saying or absolutely I like need to, you know, it's kind of gross but at the same time, you know, between the tobacco that was donated and the tobacco I gathered, that's a nice hefty little handful, and it beats sitting around complaining because I don't have tobacco. You feel what I'm saying you too That sounds good. Mm. Whoo. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh man. cabinish. The kind of shit that just knocks you on your ass with the nicotine and it's good good stuff. Care for opening that still pretty full. You don't want it to fizz all over the place now you too. Oh look at that he's smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol on YouTube. We had no one said I was a saint. Now obviously some of my videos are not going to be very kid-friendly but I tried to provide a variety of content on my channel. And I love coming up with new burger recipes and you know what I'm saying? Because some people be like oh it's a bacon cheeseburger how far can you go with it? Oh come on here there's so many ideas you could deal with it. But it definitely recognized the Mickey's Wasp yellow jacket looking the thing. It's got boxing gloves on. That's a cool little. They even got the logo, the animal, their mascot on the cap as well. That's the word I'm looking for. I'm like I'm getting drunk for a YouTube video or at least not drunk or a little bit obnoxious then why not flunking and posting on Facebook too because why should Facebook miss out on all the fun I mean this leave them out of the loop loop. I ordered some tobacco from pipes and cigars.com. I could have bought the same bag of tobacco that I bought at the mill smoke shop, but I would have had to have waited and then I would have taken the bus out of the mill's smoke shop. But I would have had to have waited and then I would have taken the bus out to Mills to go get it. Unless it's summertime, if it's summertime when I ride my bike all over the middle street to get it, you know, I've done that before. But there's no way I'm going to ride on my bike when the front tire is flat. And it's snowy as fuck outside, but there's snow and ice on the sidewalks. It ain't happening. Those fat tires on my bike. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. And, yeah, there was like a little bit of snow packed down. It was nice and warm outside. And the snow prevented me from slipping and sliding. Then yeah, I could go snow biking. And snow biking is a little bit dangerous because you're slipping and sliding all over the place, but you know. And despite the fact that my diet is complete crap, I will say that. I ride my bike in the warm weather and I walk pretty much everywhere I go during the cold months. So I'm constantly getting exercise year-round. So even though my diet's crap, at least I'm staying somewhat active. Is the video still recording? Yes, it is. Most excellent. Look at that big old bag of tobacco, isn't that pretty? my bag from pipes and cigars.com and I want to keep this bag as an emergency backup. It's good to have that you know I'm saying like if you're out of tobacco and you have a backup bag you're golden you know I'm saying? that's just about charge drop all the way. Now I can finish shaving the rest of my face and give you a little inside tip and I'll take you into my bathroom when I do it turn on the light try to pop the camera so you can see me do it I guess. um Um… I'm chilling like an old school rock star villain because you know my wraps of the for realist inn. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh yeah. That tobacco's got some bite to it. I tell you what. Good shit. Shall I tell you what? Good shit. But like I said if you want to shave a beard into your face you have to go around the area that you want your beard into your face you have to go around the area that you want your beard to grow out. So if I want this goatee on my chin to grow out, like I've been doing, shave around it nice and clean. And, um, man. Bruskeys! Oh. I can't chug and smoke at the same time wish I could but I'm not that talented now. Now speaking of YouTube videos I wonder if… Uh-huh. The Cheeset Bacon Cheeseburger video is about 59 minutes left until the uploading process is done. And once the uploading process is done, I can exit out of it and it'll finish doing what it do. Once the uploading process is done, I'm not going to have to keep it open. So………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Keep it open so You get a drink review and on other cooking video well It still counts as a cooking video because I did a lot of pre I did a lot of stuff pre camera Before I got to that point so But the burger recipes aren't complicated so, so, So Elvis Presley Burger, that one is good in my opinion, but some people are going to be like, wait a minute. You put Bacon and peanut butter, jelly, and mayonnaise, and Swiss cheese, and grape jelly at that. I'm on a fucking burger with bananas and bacon, that's just weird. Crazyier things have happened, you too. Crazyier fucking things have happened. There's pineapple long pizza, what the Crazy your fucking things have happened. There's pineapple on pizza. What the fuck is that shit? It says the guy likes anchovies. No, I'm serious. anchovy pizza is the shit, Mom. And one of the tobacco shops I go to here in town, shout out to the ash cigar store. shops I go to here in town, shout out to the Ashgagar store. They sell hooka tobacco now, which is quite convenient. So when I buy that hook off my buddy, then yeah. I mean, it's a $100 hookah, it's a couple years old, little hookah deal. It smokes amazingly, and he said it comes with coals. And it's pretty straightforward. You load it up with water in the chamber and you screw it on nice and tight. And he puts it back on a hot coal, but the hose is attached to the side on top of it. Oh yeah I've smoked it off hookah, hookah tobacco is amazing. It's a wonderful experience. The one hour of hookah smoking is like smoking 100 cigarettes supposedly that's why it tastes so damn good but he's got these coconut flavored coals that smell good when you light your sweets and who could tobacco generally smells really good just like pipe tobacco in that regard. So that's something to keep in mind. I've seen these hookahoses that have a hooted cobra on the mouthpiece and you literally suck the smoke out of the snake's mouth like the hoods all, yeah it's fucking sick. I don't know if something like that would fits that one in particular but either way shape it I don't care my body spent good money on that and it's a good who could smoke out of a muck I'm not gonna let that go waste, you know what I'm saying? And, uh, my buddy Jeremy's not really a smoker, a smoker, you know, smoke who gets it back the land of it on occasion, but, you know what I'm saying, he doesn't really use it that much. He's like, they're the, they call me first. They're like, we try to take it into the pawn shop and none the pawn shop will take it because they're not licensed to sell tobacco. So, they call the one person they know that loves tobacco and smokes the shit out of it. Uh, yeah, that's, uh, that'll help with your moving process and that'll gain me a new hookah, so that's a guitar enough custom made. I took a straddle caster and repainted the silver green and it looks sick as fuck. Shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. Shh, sh, sh. Shh, sh, sh. Shh, gosh. Shout out to, uh, Greg, wait, Williams. Great Great Williams the day what would you choose? That's a good question because World War II was an interesting war they had a lot of cool firearms. M1 grand, oh excuse me watching there's a gun I wouldn't mind owning but getting an original gun I wouldn't mind owning but getting an original M1 grand is expensive. Getting an original World War II used M1 grand. Oh, it's the kind of guy that you just want to look at and not shoot very much. And if you can't show it you take care of it, it'll the kind of guy that you just want to look at and not shoot very much. And if you can't show it, you take good care of it and it'll last a lifetime. The infamous ping, sounds like a Zippo lighter being opened. Probably World War II because I already have Viking ancestors. Actually if I have Viking ancestors I got an idea. You want to see some cool shit Facebook and YouTube. Let me make sure it's clean out before I use it. I have a drinking horn right here, speaking on. I took some water and washed it out real quick. I have a drinking horn right here, speaking on my Viking ancestors. Right here, speaking on my Viking ancestors. It's not mead, but at least it's alcohol oh, oh, oh, hold on a second. Let the phone go down. Look at that. I emptied the bottle into my horn. I drank just enough alcohol that I could fill my drinking horn up with the rest of it. that I could fill my drinking horn up with the rest of it. So that's all just… fucking head and foam, basically. Some people like, well, you poured Mickey's into a drinking horn, you sack religious bastard. Pissoff. And don't get me wrong, a glass bottle is always nice to drink out of, but some people don't even know I have this. I did the ancestry.com DNA kit, DNA kit testing and I'm 80% I'm 80% British. A little bit of French, a little bit of German, a little bit of like Scandinavia and Viking, that kind of thing. Yeah. Interesting combination. A bit of a mutt actually. Yeah. And it comes with a bloody stand. Let's not see it here with a horn one hand. And you're back on the other. There we go. We're now we're in business. I take some of that dryer to back and I'll put it on top. Just like that. You know how to pipe smoker if you can't pack a bowl with one hand. Just kidding. Oh That makes sure tobacco has got quite a throat hit. Oh. I might have to set this down a little stand while I go and shave, but I'm not done drinking on this just yet. The horns are practically down to here now. There's a couple liquor stores that sell meat but the best meat you can get is at the Renaissance Fair I could build a couple of wicked crystal staffs and sell them at the Renaissance Fair of the Renaissance Fair with a couple of handheld ones. Good alcohol, good tobacco, that's how you kick back on Saturday night. Gee doggies. All were sipping and enjoying a good mickies. We'll continue answering some of of Facebook's intriguing questions. Now the key to growing in Good Beard as I mentioned before Facebook is shaving around this area right here. So I'll keep the video going a bit longer on YouTube while we sip and chit-chat with people on Facebook and YouTube at the same time. Like a whole new concept of video making entirely. That sounds nice and charged up. One more sip and under the stand it goes. close up of that full. I'm not going to answer calls right now, I'm kind of busy, no offense, but there it is on the stand. Still full of drink? All right. I'm not accepting calls at this time. I hope you all understand.'m in the middle of doing Facebook live on a YouTube video at the same time, so Uh shit, the batteries dying on my phone. That's typical All right, so I'm gonna have to charge my fucking phone up. Wow, I finally get my fucking razor charged up and then the fucking phone's about to die. That's irony in a nutshell. That is irony in a Godman nutshell. All right, so the phone was about to die, unfortunately. Unfortunately. Now what I want to do is set the camera right there. I'll take this with me, turn it on, and then do the concurbs of my face. Right quick. And it's pretty straightforward. God damn it. And my charging cord for the shaver got tangled up with the charging cord of the phone. That's why I fell over my apologies on that. All right, so this should be fully charged enough to where I can do the rest of my face. If you have long hair like I do you want to toss it behind your neck when you shave so you don't accidentally lose length. lose length although I could try doing it here. the I'm I seem to have charged it just long enough to die anyways. I hear it winding down. Looks like I had just enough juice. I kept my long hair out of the way of course like a ninja. The bangs are just a bangs but side burns are nice and even with my ear lobes. Both sides. Both sides are trimmed up. I went in underneath my moustache and left the sides like alone. There we go. Yeah. There we go. Now we're looking fresh. I love the stuff in my chin alone. The side burns perfectly trimmed. There we go. So I'm sitting here like, okay, you know what? How the fuck am I gonna do this? Because I'm not used to shaving in front of a camera or like that. I'm used to going into my bathroom and doing it. But for doing it on camera, just for a video's sake. Not too shabby if I do say so myself. Get this mustache growing out nice and pointy on either side. And you need to go see that winds up with that mustache. It'll frame my face nicely and boost my sex appeal to the ladies. Watch out. But this thing needs to be charged anyways, so I'm going to plug it into the wall. And then we treat my drinking corn, I'll be right back. That's how this sexy goth gentleman shaves his shit. We've been on the chin to grow out for a nice long goatee deal. And then, uh, leave that shit for the mustache to grow out. Get like some evil villain-looking shit growing-grown-like-looking-looking-looking-looking-looking-looking-like-looking-like–like-like-looking-evil-l-l-l-l-l-looking-looking-l-l-looking-looking-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l- And then, uh, leave that shit for the mustache to grow up. Get like some evil villain looking shit growing right here. Hell yeah. That look look really good on me. I noticed that when I had my shit growing out for no shave in November, I had chicks checking me out. They were like, y'all was that dude. And when I find a look, when I find a look that gets women noticing me a lot more than usual, I want to stick with that look. That's when I have this all grown out. And then this right here on the side, you know. And then when that shit gets nice and thick, I might grow a patch right here underneath my lip. I might not. See how I'm feeling, but that's a good baseline to work with you and that's how you do it. But if you're shaving over your sink be sure you take clicks and toilet paper and kind of you know, clean your sink out when you're done shaving and shed that way. Yeah. That's a little patch right here growing in. It doesn't look like much of a patch now but… You see it in another like two weeks and it'll be so much thicker. Growing out a beard or go to your mustache takes patience. You're a shave and trim around your grow area as I would call it. And um, but that should grow out. off that 40 and drinking a horn. it is when you're the rest of your face is not used to having hair on it you're just like now I got a bad-ass little girl going right here just off for two weeks that's not bad from two weeks without shaving this area. Not bad at all. People on Facebook live were like, girl the beard. I'm just like, what do you think I'm doing? People ask the question, you're going to shave your fucking head next? Fuck no. You know, checking my work. If I missed any spots, they can be reshaved. But I didn't miss any spots. That's perfectly shaved. That's what I'm looking for. Just basic grooming, if you're a male, I guess. It's not extensive, but it does need to be done and all that shaving I just showed you that I did. I did the same thing to the other side right over here and here, both sides. And, um, yeah. I won't take long for this to grow in, that's for sure., I'll take a long for this to grow in, that's for sure. I'll give you two weeks or so, it's getting thicker and thicker, you know. It's in like, within like two weeks of not shaving, I can grow some shit in. I seem to have misplaced. Ah, there would be. I seem to have misplaced. Ah, there would be. The poker was sitting behind the phone. The poker was sitting behind the phone. I fear pipe smoker, you definitely want to get one of these things. The stir sticks. Shaven the smoke two bits. Oh it's shaving a haircut. Oh my bad. I want to be that larger than life assile you don't want to fuck with. So that's the… I want to be that larger than life assole you don't want to fuck with. So that's the… See, that's what happens when I drink. I get a little bit more confident than I normally am. But I know my boundaries. Although you look at the science and me, most people are like, I'm not going to pick a fight with that dude, because he looked like he could probably do some damage. Smart move on your behalf. People on Facebook are like, dude, Zeezy Top Beard, do it. What do you think I'm trying to do? Leaving that little patch of whisker to grow in at the same time. What do you think I'm doing YouTube and Facebook? The ones on, don't wanna spin the guitar. I want to resprin the guitar. That's the song I'm thinking of right now off my sexy ability to sing. I don't want to re-spin the guitar. Yeah, that's the song. I'm thinking of right now. That's a good song. I can't play because I'm doing a YouTube video, but I know this Facebook's not as picky about copyright infringement, which is nice. He was hoping that the burger video doesn't get a copyright infringement. I make a rock and delicious burger and do a rock and remake. To an awesome song. Berger to a rock and remake, to an awesome song, and then I go to show off my work on… I'm taking and recording it, garage band, looping it together, it's not that complicated, but take a look at dubstep and music like that, where it's just mashed up sound bites, you know what I'm saying. So really it's the same concept, but it's at least trying to make something beautiful. Had somebody on Facebook live, like is this part of your one of your albums? I'm like no, it's just something I threw together in a matter of maybe 10, 15 minutes. Yeah. gems. I said I'd fucking drink the whole 40 on camera for YouTube that I shall do. Might as well have Facebook why I've joined in on the fun too. Clean shaven ready to rock, ready to roll. Chuckle logachag. A chuckle like a chug. Put it back on. We're not wasting a good drop of this, no serie. There's a whole 40 polished off for your sick entertainment or is it my sick entertainment? I forget which one. No, I'm just playing. Overall, Mickey's makes a damn good malt liquor. Speaking of malt liquor, people are like, have you tried King Cobra, malt liquor? I'm like, no I haven't, but I wouldn't mind trying some. I drink it and someone gave me one. Cheers, YouTube. Just enough charge to finish shaving my face. I could not have timed that more perfectly if I wanted to. And people say shouldn't drink and shave your face. I'm not encouraging y'all to get super drunk and shave your face. I'm just saying… just saying, slamming down a 40 and shaving my face, be like, you know, this is how you do it. If you want to go in a goatee or a beard, you notice that I left this patch that I've been growing in alone and I shaved around everything else. If I want my mustache to grow out on either side, underneath and around, make it nice and pointy. Simple as that. If you're capable of growing facial hair, you'll notice it when if you don't shave for a couple of days. You get real scraggly, you know what I'm saying? If you get real scraggily, then you're capable of growing facial hair and you're… Then more than likely you're capable of… growing a beard. What the fuck is the glitter beard? That's how you do me personally? No. No. No. to the no. I'm not here to pass judgment, that's not how I do on my channel, for the areas that I'm trying to grow out. I can put this back on. This is a collar that a fan sent me and I trimmed it right here and punctured a couple holes to make it easier to fit my neck. And this thing's beast. I've got like two rules of fucking spikes, obnoxiously big, like my personality. I could go to fucking Peko and get a dog tag. It says King Cobra on it and put it on this collar. Don't think I won't. Get one of those circle-shaped dog tags and have to say like Lord King Cobra on it or or some shit. And then put it on my collar that I have right now. And I'll even have to completely clasper, I can just do that. Boom. I did definitely want to take the collar off before shaving my face. Otherwise, I want to get whisker hair all over my collar to put it back on. I'll be sitting here doing this. Ahhh. No, did. If you're a goth and you're going to shave your fucking face, you want to take your spikes on it before you shave so you're not getting… whiskers all in your fucking shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well anyway, his YouTube, this is King Cobra JFS back at you with another drink review, doing a review on Mickey's malt liquor. All that's your home before a Glass 40. When you got something, share the love, because that's what it's all about, you know. You know how it is with your best friend, right? Are people that you know that you're good friends with? What is with your best friend, right? Are people that you know that you're good friends with? When you're out and down, they help you, when they're out and down, you help them, you know? And if the whole world was like that, it'd be a much better place, but what the fuck do I know, right? Anyway, thanks for watching. That's how you fucking do it. And I'll catch you cool cobras on the flip side.