Original Video: social media lesson

What's really good YouTube? How you cool Cobras doing this fine afternoon? Walking over to hang out with some friends, just walking around town, doing my thing, you know? So today on YouTube we're going to have a little social media slash social lesson. Now we're all aware of what Facebook is. If you see a picture of a stack of pancakes that look really good, you'll share it to your wall on Facebook. You'll share it to Facebook and you'll be like, hey these pancakes look good, you know Or maybe if you see a picture of a hot rod That's someone posted on their page you like That looks sick. I like that so you share it to your wall or maybe if you like chicks and you like Ozzy Osborne, and you see a chick. That that's cute and she's wearing an Aussie Osborne t-shirt, you posted to your wall. Huh? Here's the thing of it though, YouTube. That's exactly what I did. I found a cute chick wearing an Ozzy Osbourne t-shirt. So I posted it to my own Facebook wall. People kept on asking, is she your girlfriend? Is she your girlfriend? I deleted all the comments, left one, just one up there, and responded to it, no. But that's when people took the opportunity to be stupid. So now I want to talk to you like you're stupid. Listen here, dip shit, if the Facebook status still says single, then chances are it's probably not my girlfriend, huh? And they know what they're doing they're being fucking stupid so keep being stupid keep laughing it up because i want i got the goth girl of my dreams you're not gonna know about it straight up straight the fuck up you tube when i get the goth girl of my dreams you ain't gonna know shit you know, unless she wants to be a part of it then okay but on the real note though. That's how I lost my last girlfriend my trolls are fucking assholes and they know I'm going through a dry spell they know I haven't had a girlfriend in a long time so that's just what they a dry spell. They know I haven't had a girlfriend in a long time. So that's just what they do. They troll. They see me post a picture of a hot chick wearing an Ozzy Osborne T-shirt to my Facebook page. And that's just it. There's no hey. Look who it is. It's just a picture that's it okay if people do not caption the photo with hey me and my girl at the concert or some shit like that then chances are it's probably just a picture of a cute girl huh but that's just it YouTube the internet is full of retards. This is what people do for their Facebook, Instagram, what have you. You know, they see a picture that someone posted or shared on someone else's timeline or or page and they go, hey, that looks good. Maybe it's food, maybe it's a car, maybe it's a hot chick, and they're just like, hey, you know, I wanna share that to my wall. So keep being stupid because it's gonna happen when you least expect it. Keep being stupid. Keep being stupid. This right here was a wand in my collection. I had to fix it because the tip wasn't right. So I fixed it and it looks good. Just to be about as short as I would make my wands. This is a nine inch wand. Any shorter it wouldn't look right. to be about as short as I would make my wands. This is a nine inch wand. Any shorter it wouldn't look right. So no shorter than nine inches. Just because, you know, yeah. Oh look, we have a crosswalk sign right there. There's no button to cross this side of the street, but there is one… there's one… there's a button for this side over here but not a button for this side. So yeah. How about some walk sign? Come on, what you got? Wohawk sign, green light and walk sign. Patience and persistence, the two peas of magic YouTube. Walk sign, motherfucker, let's see it. There we go. Yeah. I'm going to say three things, YouTube. Respect women. Respect the dead and respect your elders. Why is words to live by? Now I've gone back to what I was ranting about earlier. Usually if people want to be public about their relationships with their girlfriend on Facebook, they'll change their status from single to inner relationship. That's how Facebook works, you fucking retards. Oh, they know what they're doing. They know that I'm still single. They think it's cute, you know? Go look, Gothic King Cobra posted a picture of a hot babe wearing an Ozzy Osborne t-shirt. Let's make fun of his dry spell and ask if it's his girlfriend. It'll be fucking hilarious. And then when he responds no to one, we'll keep asking the same stupid question over and over and over and over again. I think it's cute. I really do. My trolls care more about me getting laid than I do. See, a gentleman will wait patiently. All these beta male fuck boys always chasing it. Those aren't real men. Real men wait patiently. And to tell you the gods aren't true with YouTube. Women hate players. I said it. I fucking said it. Women hate players YouTube. Sure they might act like they think players were bad-assed, but that's because society tells a lady it's not proper to not like players yeah fuck that women hate players that being said you're gonna get a lot more respect from women by having less sex you think and you think it'd be the opposite you too but you'd be wrong which is better having less sex but knowing what the fuck you're doing or having more sex but not having a god-dam clue how to do it which is worse you too think about that for a second