Original Video: bacon Mountain Dew Doritos cheeseburger

What's going on with you tubes hanging out doing a little live stream? So guess what? It's time for another cooking with Cobra segment. Yep, we're warming up the stove right now getting the grease in the bottom of that pan ready to do its magic. Oh yeah. Like I want to cook it up as quickly as I possibly can. Oh Oh Yeah, buddy You know what time it is? Subscribe for more if you dig the content. Cooking with Cobra. Gonna take a bite out of hunger. burger I made was pretty freaking weird it had squid jerky in it and surprisingly that turned out pretty damn tasty now this burger ain't gonna be too crazy it's just gonna have mountain deritos some sharp cheddar it's a bacon awesome so when are you going to ask her out thank you Heather for the two2. Oh yeah. I got a fan girl who's of age and who's super into me. I'm thinking about asking around, I ain't gonna lie. We'll see, you know, getting to know her a little bit before I make the big move, you know. That's how you do it. Fuck ya'in' on dude. Getting that pan warmed up because that's's cooking time. Let's go. Wow! All right first of all YouTube we're gonna myself a plate to put all our ingredients on. Second thing we need for this burger is some buns. We got some Texas toast. All right, YouTube should put some seasoning on our toast? Why not? Put a sprinkle of that on each shine. You can smear that seasoning around just like that. Drop a boomy out, that side first. Put a little sprinkle it on the top. A little bit of grease in the pan from the last time we cooked a burger. It's got that bacon and that beef grease, but that's all right. By now, YouTube, you know the drill. You've been following me on my channel for a minute. You already know what's up? Cooking up that bread and some of that greasy please me tease me love. I'm gonna lie to you too, but I was watching a Dame Drops fast food video and it made me hungry. So I'm like, all right, let's make ourselves a Bacon Cheeseburger, shall we? Yeah, I know what time it is. I'm A little bit longer, a little longer, a little longer, a bit longer, a-a-a-boo-y-up. That's toasted up. Let's do the other one. Yeah, buddy. You can sprinkle that seasoning on the other side. Boya, just like that. is toasted up in the grease beautifully. Oh, snap, that's hot. All right. Now YouTube, this burger is gonna be a little bit more basic, not quite as crazy as the last one. We're going to put some of these Mountain Dew flavored Doritos on there and that would be fun. Right now just hanging on on YouTube Live doing a video. Toost up the bun in that greasy love. Oh yeah. That bun getting toasted up just right for the bite because burger about to be out of sight dynamite explosion of flavor. You know a nice light toast action on there? Fucking beautiful. Go a little bit longer on the other side. Just a little bit longer on the other side. Just a little bit longer, not too much longer though. Don't you? drop that bon on there just like that. Beautiful. Now we're going to drop ourselves a burger patty and some bacon. Real easy now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Burger Time. We're making a Bacon cheeseburger. Ah, yeah. All yeah. All right man before we drop that burger patty in there let's give it some butter Optional of course, but I want to take a little bit of Butter here I want to drop it drop that little chunk of butter right there in the bottom of our pan right in the middle and then we're going to grab ourselves a burger panity. We'll rock with the same seasoning, why not? Twisted Cues, Bacon, Chopphouse, Burger seasoning. Give that a sprinkle. paper off, all right, drop the season side in that putter, puddle of butter. So yeah. Drop that season side down first into that puddle of butter, beautiful, a little bit of seasoning from the top. Now we're going to… Drop a little bit of that butter on top of the burger. Okay, that's going to go on the top. A little bit of butter on top, make it pop. Mm-hmm. That should have had enough grease for our pants with a bacon. I don't know the bathroom to wash my hands, I'll be right back. First time… Going to close town now, I'll see the Jewishio line, I'll start here as well. I don't know. It's a great problem. I'm sorry. I want to go. Sorry about that YouTube, gotta make sure my hands are clean when I'm cooking. Let's go ahead and give that burger patty a flip. Take you for a trip down flavor lane. Once you flip that burger with the butter on top, the other side is going to cook. All that butter is going to melt into the patty, it's going to be delicious. Another option I would recommend adding to your burgers would be like a splash of beer but that's optional. And speaking of alcohol your boy King Cobra's got some of the more that Cobra's tea. Little bit of Jack Daniels and some brisk lemon tea. Well delicious. So after we get our burger patty fried up, we're going to fry up some bacon, a little bit of cheese, and some dorritos on top, sandwich it, microwave it, you know what time it is. It's, you know, you know what time it is. It's burger time. Mm. Yeah, I may drink this combination more often when I can, because that is just too delicious, dude. Whoo! Not trying to chew my own damn horn YouTube, but I tell you what, your boy King Cobra makes a burger that's so good. I make a burger better than any of these fast food restaurants. Burger Time with the Cobra. Biceps for days. Speaking of Biceps, I resent two more photos to Only Fans. So as soon as my only fans gets verified, you know, you know, you know,, I resent two more photos to Only Fans. So as soon as my only fan gets verified, you know, what's up? I'll be doing some mildly suggestive things on only fans. That burger page just about done. Just like that. So we got to start. We got to start to a burger. Beautiful. And of course, I thought it was not forget to the bacon. I mean, bacon is optional, but bro, you got some thick cut bacon to go with your burger. Oh. All right. And you know about this next trick that I'm going to do? Yeah buddy, you want to take our thick cup bacon, poop. Tear the piece in half, now we've got four smaller pieces, I'll drop those in the frying pan just like a boss. Boo yeah. We'll wash my hands again real quick I lost my head pretty good. It's pretty good. I lost my head pretty good. It's pretty good. It's a little bit of that twisted cube bacon. Or twisted cube, what, twisted cube, what, twisted cube, bang and chop house, burger seasoning right there? Yeah, it's the same seasoning we've been using a whole video do a slight sprinkle of that and we're good on the seasoning as far as that goes but haha it takes another miss piggy sweet bacon rub and sprinkle a little bit on a little bit of a mix piggy sweet bacon rub and sprinkle a little bit on top top of our bacon sprinkle a little bit on top of our bacon. I think this will give the bacon some sweetness and above all it will complement the Mountain Dew flavored Doritos. And also if I have some Mountain Dew right now I cook the burger patty and the bacon and Mountain Dew just to really bring home that flavor but we'll make do with what we got. It's the fun of a King Cobra cooking video is sometimes I'm just making do with what I got. Dude, Bacon Rub is awesome on your show that logo. That's some damn good bacon rub, dude. You can't get this in stores. I would recommend ordering it. It's delicious. Look Cobra we want to see the bacon frying up. Oh do you now? Well… Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. Welcome to barbecue pitboys.com! Yeah, shout out to the barbecue pit boys. They're one of the YouTube channels that I follow as far as cooking goes. Grab our two slices of this cheese for the burger. Grab our covers tea real quick. Mmm. I give that bacon a flip. I give that bacon a flip. I like that. I like my bacon a flip. I like my bacon to flip.. I like my bacon to be a little bit chewy and a little bit crispy somewhere in there. Once we're done cooking up the bacon and then we're going to put it on the burger at her cheese on her chips. You don't know what time it is. Burger Time, baby. I went and did laundry. I did laundry recently, so my dishrags are nice and clean. Well, they were clean. I'm using it to wipe up grease, then, ha ha ha, not so clean after all but that's that's all right because making these delicious burgers does get a little messy sometimes but that's the phone of cooking am I right? All right. Oh wait. About piece is just about done. Oh yeah, we got a low battery. Okay, we gotta hurry this up because I got a low battery. The thing we're almost done making it. A little bit longer on that side. Yeah, that bacon is good to go. That bacon is good to go. All right. Turn that stove off. Bring our bacon over to our burger. That bacon is fresh out of the pan, so it's a little warm. Hot, hot bacon, hot bacon. Hot bacon, look out. All right. There we go. Put the bacon on top of that burger panty Just like that beautiful And now we're going to add some cheese and some chips because everything on a burger will taste better with cheese and chips All right, so. Here I know the drill. We're going to open up the cheese, put it on top of our burger, add some chips, microwave it, you know what's up. Now if you put the cheese on after we add the chips over four, let's do it after. At least get the cheese open first. Okay, beautiful. Got some of that sharp shutter. I mean, a burger doesn't have to have a whole lot on it to be honest you can make a pretty simple burger here try up some bacon some beef paddy YouTube if you guys had smell of vision right now I'm telling you right now dude it smells so damn good in my apartment All right before we add the cheese to the top of it, let's pop on some Mountain Dew Doritos, not a sponsor. Fresh bag of these. Dude, these Mountain Dew Doritos are where it's at. Hold up. These Mountain Dew Doritos are where it's at. Hold up. Uh-huh. Okay, if you love Mountain Dew, if you are a Mountain Dew drinker, these chips are definitely for you. They have a little sweetness to them. sweetness to them. I don't know how the hell they got carbonated Mountain Dew on the ships for flavoring but that is that's pretty accurate dude. We got a little sweetness to one. Oh yeah. All right. Now it comes the best part. Crunching those chips down, or some of that cheese. All right, we've got the cheese on top. We're going to grab our top bun. Stick it on there. Just like that. Just like that. All right, we'll put in the microwave. We're going to melt the cheese. You already know how this goes. And get that phone on the charger so we don't die on this completely. We'll start off with 44 seconds. We'll start off with 44 seconds on the microwave. Again, we're looking for that beautiful cheese melt action. You already know how that goes. Go ahead and plug our phone in real quick. Got our cell phone charger, beautiful. And if you like the cooking with Cobra videos, subscribe for more. Way I figure it, YouTube, you can get to see the cooking video on the live stream before you see it up close. Let's see a little bit longer. I'll do another 44-second burst. Again, when you're melting the cheese on your cheeseburger, you want to be a nice oo-gooey delicious puddle on top of your burger paddy., again, when you're melting the cheese on your cheeseburger, you want to be a nice ooey-gooey delicious puddle on top of your burger paddy. A little bit of firmness is fine, but trust me, when you yourself, or a guest, or a friend, family member, whatever, whoever you're cooking for, you bite into that burger paddy, that burger, and it's just straight up flavor and cheese pull And you know what you don't have to be a five-star chef to make dank ass burgers. I tell you what Cheers Oh, yeah, that cheese is definitely melted. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. Hot! Harts? Harts. Harts? Harts? You are a sexy little burger. You too. I present a burger. Now I want to go ahead and give this burger a flip because we want that… Oh, you are a sexy little burger. You are hot. You are hot. You are piping hot. Okay. Hooey. Now the reason why I flipped the burger over onto the top bun is because… Watch out. There we go. Oh yeah, the cheese is stuck to the side. Beautiful. It's all melted. Look at the steam action coming off of that dude. That is ridiculous. YouTube. Team action coming off of that dude, that is ridiculous. YouTube, that's what I'm talking about man. When you're making a bacon cheeseburger or a cheeseburger in general, and the cheese is just puddled on top, melted, ooey, gooey, please me, tease me, yes, please, fill my stomach up with ease, gooey, delicious cheese. Oh. Oh. And there's a reason why I melt it in the microwave. Okay, if you use hot water in a little cup to melt the cheese on top of your paddy over the stove, there's a good chance you come into contact with getting cheese stuck to your pan. If you use water to melt it and steam it's going to give your cheese a watery taste. Now when you use the microwave to melt the cheese on top of your burger paddy you're creating less mess on your pan, and the cheese will have the full flavor versus just that water down, you know. So I'm gonna let this bad mother cool off for a second. Okay, I'm serious if you go to melt the cheese onto your burger patty using water and steam and a little bit of cup action over the patty it'll work. But if you use steam and water to melt the cheese over your burger, you know, it'll have a water down taste. It won't taste very good. So then just plop the cheese on top of the burger patty then when you're done cooking cooking it. I mean you could do that, but then you run the risk of the cheese melting off and then getting stuck to the bottom of your pan. And if the only thing your burger pan is filled with is delicious grease for cooking, then hey, there you go. Oh wait, chat is blowing up. YouTube but You could just stick the cheese on top of your burger patty as he was just done cooking to melt it that works leave it there for a bit for the cheese to just melt on top, but then you run the risk of getting stuck to your pan or your grill and it's just more area to clean. So this is why I like microwaving the burger after I've cooked everything properly and the cheese is on top. I mean I just threw that burger together it's nothing too fancy it's got some Mountain Dew Doritos, some sharp-shheddar cheese, some bacon, a beef patty, and some Texas toast. Pretty straightforward. I'm pretty sure it'll taste delicious. Most of my burgers usually do. I don't always have butter to cook with, but if you have the option, cook your beef and butter, it's delicious. It makes it so flavorful, so tender. Oh my god, dude. Oh. Dude, if you too bad smell ovision, if you could smell, or what I'm smelling right now, it smells like beef and bacon, it's just waffling through the apartments, and it smells just absolutely delicious. Like I said that burger is piping hot. It burns my hand. Give it a second to cool off. So it's actually warm enough I can still eat it while it's fresh but not so piping hot it burns my hands? No. Nope. Ohhui. Now if you're getting hungry watching this, grab yourself a snack or something to eat because it's grub time on the Cobra Channel. Some sharp cheddar to make it better. Some bacon, some beef. Beautifully toasted between two slices of Texas toast. Toasted up in the greasy, please me, teas me, artery clogging got you on the live stream. Yeah, buddy. We'll let that burger cool off and then we'll get into it. It's gonna be good. So, I mean, it's not the craziest burger I've done on my channel, to be quite honest. putting squid jerky and canned fish. I mean it's not the craziest burger I've done on my channel to be quite honest. Putting squid jerky and canned fish on a burger, my last burger video was nuts dude. People are like, why? People are going there's no way, you know what I'm saying? So yeah, people will tune in to watch the burger recipes when they get super weird. and then watch them eat it like like what is wrong with this dude does he have any taste buds that just looks gross man I'm sitting here numbing down on it like oh my god this is good you know you're looking at a man who has put grasshoppers on a bacon cheese burger I shit you know it's on my channel. But there's like a bazillion different ways to do a burger, you know? Outside of your buns and your beef, anything else you put on that? Totally up to you. Totally come to life. You feast on it with your eyes and you feast on it with your stomach. That's why it's called the culinary arts. And even I'm just cooking up beef and bacon with just the right amount of seasoning and a little bit of melted cheese. You know, it's still cooking. It may not be super fancy cooking, but it's still cooking. That's how you want man. Your boy King Cobra makes a damn good burger. Just the look of that burger alone and the smell waffling through my apartment it is just magnificent. Do we? Newe. the craziest burger I've made is certainly won't be the last. I love making bacon cheese burgers, building them, making them, eating them. Honestly I like bacon cheese burgers more than I like pizza and that's that's the truth. I've eaten so much pizza on the last couple of months that's the truth. I don't know I've eaten so much pizza in the last couple of months that I'm kind of sick of it's I'll have a slice every now and then but yeah. I'm kind of burned out on pizza at the moment so you know. Oh if you could smell what I'm smelling. Oh. But yeah, your boy King Cobra is getting a little bit over a thousand dollars at the end of the month. That'll be pretty fucking sweet. Do you appreciate the fans donating money? You don't have to, but it's greatly appreciated. That goes towards Juan batches, cooking videos, more fun on YouTube, you know. I'll be seeing that money on the 21st, which isn't that far away, surprisingly. Oh boy, time is just flying like a bird man. Tell you what. Oh, it smells so good in here. Let's let that burger cool off, grab ourselves a sip of that cobra tea, and yeah. Oh, it smells so good in here. And let that burger cool off, grab ourselves a sip of that Cobra tea, and yeah. Cober's tea, wait what? Jack Daniels, number seven, mixed with brisk lemon tea? Oh, it's delicious, YouTube. Oh my good. I came up with that drink combination yesterday. As I sitting there sipping on it. I'm like damn dude. This is seriously fucking good. I got a little bit of that stuff left in the fridge for later. But um… We got one more sip here, hold up. Mmm. You boy King Cobra's got a sweet tooth for Jack Daniels, let me tell you. People ask King Cobra, what's your favorite hard liquor? And I'm like Jack Daniels number seven all day every day there's so many delicious combinations you can do with Jack Daniels I've mixed it with brisk lemon flavored tea it's just perfect dude it's simple elegant delicious on a hot summer's day you sip it on there like oh that's good off. All right now I'm working on a staff. My wand apprentice was building a staff to sell locally. So I helped him touch it up a bit so it looks more professional like what I would do for my business, you know. If you're working for Cobra Craft handmade wands, there's a certain reputation I uphold with my product. beautiful, let your dogs outside, you run around in the backyard like happy-go-lucky morons, fire up the air, tantalizing the nose, making your mouth water. If you're going to make a bacon cheese burger, that bacon's going to be properly cooked. Anywhere from properly cooked to a little bit crispy or extra crispy. Depends on how you like it, I guess. You want that cheese to be on a blanket of cheese on top, just ooey gooey delicious melted over the top? Yes, please. I'm feeling a lot of water up in me cup and we'll grab into this burger because that's what's up. Oh my gird, yeah. The grease has been toasted into this burger just beautifully. Oh, ha ha, dude. Flip that back over onto the bottom. It's still piping hot, so this is definitely gonna be a tasty burger. I can already tell. I think the sweetness of the bacon rub should complement the sweetness of the Mountain Dew Derrinos just beautifully. Put in Mountain Dew, flavored Doritos on a Bacon Cheeseburger. I'll tell you what, it doesn't get much more American than that. America. Fuck ya! You too. Look at all the cheese just poking out right there on the side. Oh. YouTube? Let's get into it. One delicious bacon cheeseburger at the bread just a little bit. But other than over toasting my bread, that's a little bit. But other than over toasting my bread, that's pretty tasty. That cheese pole is definitely in effect. Oh. Look at all that cheese in the middle with the chips and the bacon. Here's that beautiful delicious cross section. Hell yeah, thank you Boopers for the $5 donation. This burger made me hard. Shout out to all the of-age that's what's up another masterpiece well done coves that's most definitely what's up oh yeah you already know you are oh dude who oh okay those mountain dude Doritos dude I can taste that in the aftertaste whoa just whoa dude oh get a bite get a bite. I can taste that in the aftertaste. Whoa Just whoa dude. Oh get a bite get a bite of that beefy bacon cheesy goodness Thank you Kami… Oh, hold on up. I have a lot of time for now, it's easier names sometimes. Oh, that's tasty. Shout out to, um… Cam… One………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Camian or Canine Conquer 94? Thank you for two dollars. Is it better than sex? Well… Let's not go down that route. The sex is overrated for the most part anyways. Especially when you haven't been laid in almost three years, sex is overrated. You spent your whole life trying to get laid and then it never really happens when you want it to. It's frustrating. But the only thing more frustrating than that is the way women and men treat each other. So, honestly, I don't give a shit about getting laid. It'd be nice to get some of H. Pussy every now and then. I don't give a shit about getting laid. It'd be nice to get some of H-pussy every now and then, but… Yeah. I'm more focused on improving gender relations. And making dank burgers. Wow! Mm-hmm. Something about being the big spoon and keeping your woman safe and holding her in your arms. It makes me feel masculine, it makes me feel like a man. Then again with my videos, then um, you know, dating will become so much easier for everyone, not just me. And that's why I do it for the greater good, you know? I may end up eating the other half of this later honestly because I'm not that hungry but um then again I could eat it all in one sitting you don't matter to me That cheese pull action Oh, dude. Look at that. Look at it. Look at it. Oh, cheese pull for days. YouTube. When you melt the cheese on your bacon cheese burger, and it's doing that number right there, that's a burger. I'm Oohy. That is a tasty, tasty cheeseburger. I tell you what. Oh. Maybe next time cook the bread for a little bit less longer. But… Other than that, that's pretty swinging. Swing! Swing! YouTube. Oh, a bacon cheese burger with Doritos that are flavored like Mountain Dew. Yeah, it's pretty good. Hold up. Now how did I toasted the bread a little less longer? It probably tastes a lot better. But, eh. You know, I'm going to end up eating this whole thing anyways. There's no point in saving it for later. Let's just… I have a bit of an eating disorder, so sometimes I'll say food for later when I get full even though I'm not. But um, oohy. Oh dude this is artery clogging good. My only complaint like I said I overtoasted the buns or the Texas toast I mean. But other than over toasting my Texas toast, this actually changed pretty good. YouTube. YouTube. I haven't checked the mail yet so I might do that after the burger. What's your opinion on the national… on the… Hold on……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… on the national on the to hold on thank you canon conquer 94 for two dollars what's your opinion on the tactical nuke in bureaus Um, I'm against nukes 100%. I don't care who you are. Fuck nukes. You know? I think nuclear warfare should be put on the Geneva Code for banned weapons. I don't think nukes should be allowed because at the end of the day everyone suffers if you use nukes. YouTube. Exactly, exhumed. The only nuke I want is microwave cheese. Yeah, buddy. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. If we're using microwaves to nuke our bacon cheeseburgers that are already cooked just of the cheese melts melts melts on top in a nice gooey gooey please me squeeze me blankets of deliciousness on top then there we go. That's a different story but One last bite. One last bite. Uh-huh. We've got some water to wash that down. My wave cheese can really burn the skin cobs. Well, yeah, microwave cheese can be a little bit warm to the touch, yes, that's why you gotta be careful when you're pulling your burgers out of the final stages Mmm. Cheers, YouTube. Back at you, Cool Cobra is with another video. Thanks for watching The Cooking With Cobra segment. I'll catch you Cool Cobras later.