Original Video: Trolls Lose

Trolls! What up, you too, but your boy, King Cobra? I'll be going to the PO box tomorrow. Scheduling wasn't what it was today, but that's all right. I might wait until tomorrow. The reason why I say Trolls lose is because my trolls have been trying as hard as they can to get puff taken away from me harassing metro animal control non-stop. Well long story short Metro showed up for the second and last time just a while back. You god damn right punk rock. and when I answered the door I'm like seriously. You know, you're like, we just want to check up on Poph, like, seriously, is it really Metro? They're like, yes, a couple of lovely younger gals, you know, they were definitely enough, but that's beside the point. They're like, we just want to check up on Poph to make sure he's okay. I'm like, oh my fucking God. So I let him see Puff, I even took him out and let the ladies check him out. They said he's a handsome and healthy beard and dragon. And they said this is the last time they're doing a wellness check on him. So the trolls lose. Facebook page explaining the situation and what assholes my trolls are. My trolls necessarily need to get a life due. They are the biggest cock suckers on the planet. They were threatening to get puffs taken away for me and it didn't work. Maybe they want to rethink their life and go what am I doing with my life? harassing an autistic young adult. and his bearded and go, what am I doing with my life? Harassing an autistic young adult and his bearded dragon because I can't stand how happy Puff makes Cobra. basically told me that they're going to send out an email saying that Puff is well taken care of and not to bug Josh. That's basically how this is going to go down. I failed to mention that if my trolls keep harassing Metro, eventually they're going to give up and quit coming over. I posted a Facebook post on their public page saying that my name is Josh, my YouTube channel is King Cobra JFS, I have X amount of subscribers, and my YouTube trolls love to bully me and harass me, and they've been doing everything in their power to try to get Puff taken away or lack thereof thereof I should say. Yeah, it's pretty sad. It's pretty sad fan girl Kate. Now these two ladies come in, they inspected everything and they're like, yeah, Puff's in good hands, we're not going to bug you anymore. So do without what you will, trolls, but you lose. You lose. They tattle-tailed to my dad, trying to get him to ground me, and get Puff taken away. That didn't work. They tattle-tailed to my landlord about having Puff. You're allowed to have pets up here so that didn't work. And when that didn't work, they harassed Metro nonstop with complaints about whatever they could think of, you know, just desperate Hail Mary attempts to fuck with Cobra and it failed. It failed miserably dude. on Puff because they're aware of the situation. They're also aware of that I love Puff when I take damn good care of him. And that's, yeah, my trolls are the biggest assholes on the planet. You want to support my YouTube channel? Show some love for Puff? I'm going to plug a t-shirt and chat. Yes, Kate, Metro showed up about 20 minutes ago. And they did. And they're like, we just want to check on to make sure I'm like sincerely. Oh my God. I wasn't a, I tried to tell him just go away, leave me alone. And like, you know the scoop. Then why are you here? We just want to check out. I'm like, all right, fine. They checked it out on him and he's fine. His enclosure is clean. He's got plenty of food, plenty of water. You've got plenty of heating lights for his enclosure. I'm thinking, who the fucks at my door? Tell you and show you what's going on with my day so far. Just chilling out watching YouTube videos and I hear a knock at my door. I'm thinking, who the fucks at my door? And they were knocking like they were cops. And I'm like, oh, fucking A, what did I do this time? I opened the door in its metro with these two gals. And they're just like, yeah, it's us. I'm like, sincerely, oh my God. Seriously, seriously, Come right in. And the one lady that held Puff, she's like, oh I used to have a bearded dragon, so I know what's up. I'm like, what the hell man? Like who was this person? I'm like, it's okay, pufferers. They're just making sure you're safe. And he is, of course. I'm very protective of Puff. Like my trolls need a fucking hobby. So let's really ask my YouTube trolls this, how would you feel if you had a pet that you loved as much as I love Puff? And a bunch of assholes on the internet were trying as hard as they can to fuck with you on it. You would hate it, dude. My trolls couldn't last five fucking minutes in my shoes. That is a god damn fact. I don't have money for a drink combo, but it is what it is. I'm not worried about it at this point. But that's the scoop of what's been going on with my day so far. I failed to mention that if you do a wellness check call, if you call a wellness check on Puff, you have to wait an entire month before they do another check. Oops. Because if you keep calling and the report says they're good the first time, then they're not going to come back for at least a month. Well, a month later they came back. And they said, look, Mr. Saunders, you love your animal, you take good care of him. We're done fucking with you. We're going to tell Metro from now on just to blacklist your address and leave you alone and keep doing what you're doing. He's a happy, handsome looking lizard. I'm like, thank you and I'm sorry my trolls are assholes. They're like, oh, it's all right, you know. That's what they said. Victory is sweet. Waiting for my wan money to show up in my bank account. But I got six dollars and a cash app here. Christina or Krista, thank you for your $5 for the clock tower dream house fund. $5 does help, but it's going to take a lot more than that. It'll happen someday. Me and Puff will be set for life, dude. Spencer's, thank you for, Spencer, thank you for your $1 holler. So don't blow your chance to go on Fish Tank. Do it. If you watch my last live stream, I said, I'd be happy to go on Fish Tank, when the weather is warm or season two is going to be during the winter time and that is a critical time for keeping puff alive, which is more important than going on fish tank. And I appreciate Sam Hyde and friends offering the opportunity. Like I said, I'd be down to go on fish tank, maybe like season three or season four when the weather's more permitting. And when it's warm, you know, but right now taking care of Puff is more important, you know. Metro was going to send out an email to the asshole or assholes who keep trying to get puff taken away. Basically saying he's in good hands, he's healthy looking, he's well fed, his cage is clean. We're not going to bother COGRA with puff anymore. So stop harassing us. Like getting me swotted at my old apartment wasn't enough, you know? And I'm still sitting here saying, fuck the trolls! You know the suburb is going to be pissed about this live stream. Trolls Lose, bitch. Anyways, thank you for watching. I'll catch you later.