Trying the food hack
Original Video: Trying the food hack
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Check this at YouTube, this burrito is cooled off. I can pick it up. It's own stuff from the foil. Let's cut it in the serving sizes. Crazy ass fuck. for burrito. Well I chose to kiss because I can kiss my ass. Ah, fuck! So these fucking chills to lick my fucking butt crack. I told them. I told them, you too, to lick my fucking ass crack. I told him, I told him, you too, to lick my fucking house crack. We're still going, yeah, we're still going. Now I could have got fresh cheese pull on this, but… I wasn't sure who was going to stay together, so I sacrificed the first cheese pull in the middle for the structural integrity because I've never actually made a deep fibrido this fucking big. I pulled out of the other when I got to looking like this nice and crispy on the cheese on the outside in the middle there you know the cool out Let it cool off, cool off. That's crazy looking burrito man. Look at that cross section, YouTube. integral integrity of the burrito system still have held up. Now I'm not going to be a pig and just eat the whole thing with my hands. And be a bit civilized. This burrito chimichonga looking fast food restaurant burrito thing, what the fuck is even this burrito chimichonga looking fast food restaurant burrito thing what the fuck is even this Well, we'll serve them. We'll serve them. We'll serve it up. I'm just cutting out of that. A couple of them are a little bit crispy, a little bit crispy, a little bit little bit crispy, a couple of them are a little bit chewy, a little bit che spicing in this too, but it's doable. This is a massive burrito chimichanga looking thing. I mean, would you eat it? Is this unhealthy enough for the Cobra fam? I think so. I mean, would you eat it? Is this unhealthy enough for the Cobra fan? I think so. Yeah, it's the weekend. So get out there and make it happen, man. It's Friday. Well they were shrimp. That's pretty good. It's really good actually. Oh my god. The flakiness? You don't even know, YouTube. The flakiness of the chimichanga, burrito. This giant massive fast food, deep-fried burrito. This giant massive fast food, deep-fried burrito. This giant massive fast food deep-fried burrito. With these little chewy french fries in the middle. They've been refried and bacon grease. Oh, you too. What kind of devilish bastards amount for making this? This is so damn mess, any of the fork for this. Mm-hmm. You know how my children will be pissed about this? They thought, oh, what a clever prank. We're going to send Cobra free food. The whole trills by food hacking it. The outside taco shell is crispy, flaky. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The shell is cooked to perfection. The cheese might be a little overdone on top but I don't care. So I'll add an extra layer of unhealthy crispiness to it. Oh man. This is so rich in flavor too man. Look at all that bacon. frenchimichanga. The trolls were a bunch of shrimp. Were full of shit but not as full of this burrito burrito. Oh man, you two, but I thought, I told these damn trollss to lick my fucking ass burgers. Mmm. Oh I told them. I told them. y'all getting a wet and juicy with this shit too man. Well someone's got a case of the Fridays, who hopefully nobody has a shitty weekend. As Garfield the Cobra one famously said, you're gonna Perry Perry Garfield, the cat. But it's your little stuffed cobra that I have on the arm of my chair. He likes eating mongooses mixed with lasagna and rats and mice. And he bites sickles and he hurts people who are bad like that. Is this ridiculous? All fuck yeah, it's ridiculous. Is it tasty? Oh yes, indeed it is. Mm-hmm. I have a lot of Subway sandwich on the end. Who that spicy? And so the everything sandwich is in it. Or the Subway sandwich burrito. Mmm. So it has the jalapenos and I can taste it. really fucking good. An interesting way to make burritos for sure. Let it cool off and have some for breakfast. Kind of the plan. You know, there's this whole recipe started with the fans sending me stuff my trolls sending me stuff YouTube We then then the combination of that plus me buying some personal ingredients to finish the recipe I kept thinking of myself, where the fuck did the pickles come from? I'm like, oh yeah. They took a subway burrito and loaded it with like all the sauces and all the veggies pretty much. They thought it'd be funny. So I made a big old burrito with it, with that and like a taco John's taco which actually had meat on it. All right loaded this motherfucker dude. Mm-hmm. McDonald's friends fries were fried in bacon grease. So damn unhealthy. There's a little bit of bacon there with the bacon bits. I'll wait for it to cool off because I didn't want it to completely fall apart when I cut into it. But I can't get anyway, cutting it into a serving section, and that's all right. I'm not just saying this. I'm not. I'm not just saying this. But this is really good. I'm not just saying this. But this is really good. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. The breakfast of champions. Let's get a piece of the other slice on the other side. Let's get a piece of the other slice on the other side if we can. if we can. That should be shongeshel with the burrito is really crispy. I'm liking the flavor on this food hack. You'd see that this ain't how bad. There it goes. Being a little tricky but we'll make it work. Get it on there. I mean it's loaded with like shrimp meat vegetables hot sauce just all kinds of delicious goodies you too. and bacon heat. The McDonald's friends where you can eat in the bacon heat, that seems kind of like overkill, but I digress. Let's try one of these shrimp right here with the bacon on it. funny to send me food without meat because they think I want to freak out about it. We'll get mad or upset I'm like no I want to laugh with their asses and make a really bomb-ass fucking burrito. It's like I've been an artist a blank canvas and be like, ha ha I got you. Mm. You too be wanting your cooking videos? I got you. No. That's definitely the side with the Taco Jons. Oh.. No. That's definitely the side with the Taco Johns. The crispiness of it's… taking the ingredients my trolls and my fans send me plus some personal bought ingredients and making some really interesting food here man. Try to eat it as a serving a slice it does kind of fall apart on your plate a little bit but that's to be expected. Spicy. Mmm. Spicy. Crespi. Shoey. Greasing in all the right ways. Extremely fucking rich. Mmm. I'll seriously fucking wish you two. Well YouTube, that's one massive fucking chimichong of greasy, greasy, chimmich, chimmich, chimmich, ch fucking chimichong of greasy, fucking crispy delicious goodness. It has been food hats.