“The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'… until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white.”

NakedAndLaughing
Born: Jessica Anne Boyle, June 7 1984, Virginia Beach VA
Alias(es): NakedAndLaughing, NaL, The Hag, QueenCobraJAB (self-styled)
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Education: Some High School in Virginia Beach
Mother: Nancy Yvonne Boyle née Watkins
Father: John Paul Boyle
Sagas: The NakedAndLaughing Saga, The Second Eviction Saga, The Trailer Saga

Jessica Anne Boyle, born June 7, 1984, AKA NakedAndLaughing, also known as NaL or The Hag, is Josh's most recent and scorned lover, and an active prostitute/camgirl. Boyle hails from Virginia Beach, VA, where she has lived her entire life. NAL has had an online presence since at least 2003. She is known for her alcoholism, extreme emotional instability and often violent outbursts, as well as her overall strange and hyper aggressive behavior, personality, and habits. NAL lives with her elderly parents in their home in Virginia Beach, and can often be seen and heard having screaming matches with them during her livestreams. NAL is a hoarder as can be seen by the state of her home and bedroom in her livestreams, and this possibly extends to animals as she also owns at least six cats. It is speculated that NAL may be an aquatic creature due to her propensity for running water, as she is most often found sitting in the bathtub or the bathroom while water runs or drips in the background. NAL has visited Josh in Casper twice, her second visit resulting in the Second Eviction Saga in which Josh was forced to relocate to his current trailer.

NaL is a 40-year-old woman and shapeshifter currently residing with her parents in their suburban home located near Virginia Beach, Virginia. The two story home also houses six cats, with Jessica claiming ownership over two of them—Ollie and Sunny. The other four are seldom mentioned but out of those, her favorite is Rusty.

Pictured above: glimpses inside the NAL household

NAL has had an online presence for over 20 years, dating back to her first entries on the website LiveJournal in 2003 where she documented her day to day life, thoughts, and feelings. She discussed employment prospects and her deep-seated hatred of family members, namely her brother and mother, the latter of which she expresses the desire to murder. Other online records of NAL's activity include an account on the website RateMyMelons in 2006, a website where users submit amateur photos of their breasts for others to rate. NAL did not upload her own photos here, but instead left lustful comments rating other women's “melons”. Sometime during 2003, NAL worked at Ticketmaster but was fired for unknown reasons. She was also employed at Heritage House for 3 days before being fired, as well as Kmart Photo Center for an unknown period of time. From 2006 to 2007, Jessica worked at Citgo Gas station presumably as a clerk/cashier.

NAL began her “career” as a camgirl in 2013 with the creation of her CAM4 account, which is still active to this day. She has uploaded numerous pornographic livestreams there, most of these being uploaded between 2015 to 2018, after which her uploads became more sporadic. An infamous livestream from March of 2023 in which NAL engages in sexual acts with her former hispanic boyfriend has notably been used to troll Cobra.

Jessica's relationship with Josh can be likened to the relationship between a sugar daddy and his gold digger. However, Josh isn't rich, and Jessica isn't beautiful. They both offer each other only the barest semblance of what the other desires. Jessica wants a provider who will tolerate her insane behavior, but receives only a couple DoorDash orders from someone who won't immediately kick her to the curb. Josh wants a sexy goth fuck-doll who makes him food and helps him nut, but receives a washed up hag who howls like a banshee in between short periods of yanking on his lil Cobra.

It seems that each of them has settled for the other, aware of their own limitations and lack of value to other people, though neither is happy about it. Their relationship will likely only last until one of them realizes that even being alone forever is worse than the relationship they currently have.

Jessica exhibits extreme self-loathing and harbors animosity against other females, mothers, and herself. As a result, she prefers to exploit men's vulnerabilities since, according to her, their weak points can be manipulated effortlessly with enticing offers of carnal pleasures augmented by intoxicants such as booze and cannabis, if required. On many occasions, Jessica consumes vast quantities of alcohol during her online transmissions, commencing the spectacle with animated interpretative dance moves before culminating in an ominous tone, urging viewers to engage in coital activities with their relatives while emulating demonic voices.

As alluded to above, NAL uses extremely vulgar and offensive language that is often very idiosyncratic to her own world, using creatively vile words and statements. She often refers to others as “demogorgons”, and “guttersluts”, the latter of which she has even used to describe herself. She often makes references to incest, necrophilia, zoophilia, and basically any other depraved behavior she can think of and will go into graphic detail when she is attempting to insult or degrade her perceived enemies. An example of this disturbing language can be conveyed through the following NAL quotes:

“I DIDN’T ASK TO BE FUCKING BOOOOORN! It’s not my fault that SLUT spread her legs!” - Jessica, referring to her mother and lamenting her existence

“Why don't you go suck your dead dad’s necrotic dick, go dig him up, and suck his dick” - Jessica lashing out at one of her perceived trolls

“Suck your dad’s cum out of your mom’s asshole and spit it into her mouth while baking bread from your mom’s vaginal yeast.” - NAL raging at an unknown person

Despite being jobless, Jessica describes herself as an avid antique dealer who sells vintage items (aka Goodwill junk) via eBay, rejecting accusations of hoarding tendencies. Jessica enjoys indulging in lengthy tub-soaks and showers, listening to Icelandic singer-songwriter Björk, clumsily attempting to cook basic food items, and hosting prolonged livestream sessions lasting anywhere between five and thirty-six hours. Jessica exhibits a strong affinity bordering on obsession towards running water and bathrooms, referring to them as her “safe-space”.

NaL is often seen displaying disgusting and crass acts with little regard for the environment around her, even her own living space. She has been documented urinating in cardboard boxes on multiple occasions in her mother and father's attic, as well as her own bedroom. She also regularly spits in the floor and drools on herself and her possessions.

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Online history screenshots (KF)